As we go into Holiday break, we cannot forget about the past.
The teams that have done good so far, and the ones who are trash.
Players who are doing great and show they deserve a bag.
But what about the quarterbacks who can’t throw a drag?
Or the teams who always complain about a lag.
Santa is coming to town very soon with joy and bliss,
But not for the ones on the naughty list.
So who has done great thus far?
Who has shown that they are a star?
Well, Santa has asked Any Given Sunday for some advice,
So here is our list of the Naughty and Nice.
NICE LIST
Them Boyz In Cincy
From the start, they have shown that they get busy,
Im talking about them Boyz in Cincy.
From Joe Shiesty, Mixon, and Jamar Chase,
The Bengals are on record pace.
Being undefeated thus far, they are the real deal
What a sight to see when they are on the field.
So when talking to Santa, I didn’t have to think twice.
To declare them on the list of the ones who have been nice.
Defending Champs
For the haters of the Titans, this year has been sour
Because although time continues to go by, it’s still scary hours,
Rookie Wide Reciever, Ricardo Campell is doing his thing,
And may be a huge reason the Titans get another ring.
The Titans are undefeated and look to be the best
And there seems to be no team that will give them a test.
New Stadium, New Jets
It is not a new year yet,
But we do have a new type of Jets.
A team on a role, getting win after win.
Gotham City football is here, so let the games begin.
But Penix is no Joker, and this isn’t a fluke
From the bottom to the top, the Jets are the Truth
MPJ is showing he is the future and now.
And may be the reason the Jets receive the ultimate crown.
But we all know that that will take tons of sacrifice.
But rest assured they are on the list of those who have been nice.
NFC Champions?
Malik Willis can finally have a smile across his face
Because he finally is in the championship race.
After a trade from the Browns, he is yet to frown
Because with him on the 49ers, the NFC Champions are all but to be crowned.
There is no doubt in my mind, that he was the last key piece.
And will be the reason, that there will be crowds filling the San Fransico streets.
There are no weaknesses now with this team
A championship trophy parade now doesn’t look like a far-fetched dream.
Commanding Respect
Santa pays attention to every person, he gives no one a pass
And he has been impressed with those who play on FedEx Field grass
Though many say they are pretenders, which may be true
You cannot deny that they are 8-2
So from Santa to the elves they all want to see,
The Commanders get their presents for being on top of the NFC.
Mahomeboyz
Sitting at 9-1, the Chiefs are killing the game
And there is someone who needs some respect on his name.
Since the start of the season he has been on a flow,
And his name is Isiah Pacheco.
But when it is time to clutch up, you know who is picking up the phone.
The man, the myth, the legend, Patrick Mahomes.
Who Dat?
After the departure of their head coach, things looked pretty bad.
But a new head coach gave them something that they never had.
The Saints are back and better and have been a shocker to the league,
Who would have thought that they would be the #4 seed?
This makes me wonder, ponder and think
Of Who Dat Said They Gon Beat Them Saints?
Cold Like Minnesota
It is clear that the Vikings came in with a chip on their shoulder,
As they have turned it up a notch in Minnesota.
With an explosive offense, the Vikings put on a show
And you can thank their franchise quarterback, Jalen Milroe.
Now keep this between you and me,
But Santa thinks that the Vikings will come out of the NFC.
Broncos Country: Let’s Ride
Before draft night, the Broncos made a shocking deal
When they sent their #1 pick for Justin Fields.
Since then things have been great on their side,
Finally, their fans can say: Broncos Country, Let’s Ride
Time will tell how great this team will be
As for now, they stand as one on top of the AFC.
Prison Walls
The rebuild in Indi looks almost complete,
But without a trophy, it would look pretty weak.
However, the Colts always seem to put on a showdown.
But what would they be without their prison wall lockdown?
Now they should be thinking a certain man for Santa’s favor
The best running back in the league, Jonathan Taylor.
Perfect Rebuild
The Rams are in the perfect spot for any team,
I cannot believe what they have done thus far, this must be a dream
From a lottery team to a true NFC Contender,
The rebuild in Los Angeles has been splendor.
Things have changed quickly like day and night.
With a solid young core, the future is bright.
NAUGHTY LIST
Kenny Pickett
Things for Pickett have not been so jolly,
As his spot has been taken by a guy named Artie.
After a couple of bad games, the Steelers have given up
And the worst part about it is his contract is almost up.
But will a changing of quarterback really be enough
For the Steelers to change their season and make the playoffs?
Paid Too Much?
Now this is a face of a man who is not happy while his bank account shows plenty,
But looking back, this may be the worst contract given in history.
The Ravens are on the outside looking in when it comes to the playoffs
And the performance of Lamar has been beyond soft
With 13 interceptions, opponents have been thankful for the footballs they have been receiving
It seems he has already been in the spirit of giving
Embarrassing
Up in the North Pole, Santa has not been pleased
With the midgets’ performance in the past couple of weeks
But it is not just on Murray for the Cardinals becoming a meme.
No, this falls on the entire team.
Dodged A Bullet
The Browns have not been great and Santa is not a fan,
But they dodged a bullet by trading this man.
The Patriots are suffering from his performances alone
And it may be time for the GM to pick up the phone.
But hopefully, he doesn’t expect a crazy deal
With this man making 46 mill.
Consistently Mid
For the past 3 seasons, Josh Allen’s performances have been sad
But making the playoffs the last 2 seasons made it look not so bad.
With a 4-6 record, its starting to become a stinger
And it might be time we start pointing the finger
Bills fans can blame him for them being salty
And that is a reason he is listed as naughty.
Fluke
From a near-perfect season to a terrible one, The Raiders have been a shock
A change in coaching and they have fallen from the top.
Forgive my speech, I don’t mean to be a troll
But this team deserves a lot of coal.
Santa has written a whole rap against the Raiders, and yes it was a diss
This was the first team he put on the naughty list.
Now some teams have been spared from the naughty list this year.
They have not been too bad for their name to appear.
Watch what you do next year, and watch the trash-talking
One thing you should know: Santa is always watching
MERRY CHRISTMAS. LOVE YOU GUYS
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