Sun. Apr 19th, 2026

The team flew out a day prior to the game, and a few players (names undisclosed) decided to persuade their teammates to come out to an adult establishment to enjoy some big ol itties. Rumors have it that the OL and possibly QB1 were in attendance that ended a few hours before their early team meeting.

The team came out sluggish vs the Patriots as the entire offense could not perform at an NFL capacity whatsoever. Coach Outlawz got to the point where he had seen enough of Geno, and put it DTR to close out the game.

Coach had this to say β€œ I am embarrassed for the city of Las Vegas, our fans, and our football family. This performance out there today was hard to watch. We were completely out of sync, and when we fly back to Las Vegas we will have these boys hit an hour of bear crawls, sprints, and other conditioning drills to ensure we do not make the same mistake moving forward.”

Reporter: When we went to talk to the players they all said β€œno comment” we are guessing so they do not incriminate themselves more. Videos leaked from the adult establishment made their way into TMZ as rumor has it the Patriots paid a huge tab for the girls to make sure the players got more alcohol in their drinks. We will keep you posted on any updates.